Oor Wullie’s no feeling great!
His heid is in an afa state!
He’s sitting there jist haeing a greet!
Life’s no iwiz reilly on the street!
When times are tough, and life is sare,
there’s iwiz somedee wa will care.
A problem shared is a problem halved,
Yir mind can often drev yi daft!
Our local cooncil care not a jot!
If it wiz up tae them, yid be left tae rot!
With cuts to athing we hold dear,
It’s enough to ful yir hert we fear.
What Dundee needs maist o a!
Is a space to gee yir mind a blaw
A non-referral crisis centre.
a safe place anyone can enter!
But mind, when times are tough and hard,
Play Dundee Wullie’s cunning card
Instead of telling life tae fuck it!
Stick yir heid inside a bucket!!!
Wullie can be found at the junction of Strathmartine Road and Mains Road. Or directly behind Lesley’s snack bar.